Problematica

I'm a ghost...all the time...“@cr0sstheline: Cross the line if you're invisible...all the time.â€

My freaking iPhone 4s has been shipped! Yay!!!!

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage all my orgasms! XD

freaking awesome!“@_Snape_: #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Voldemort's nose.â€

#YouKnowWhatIHateTheMost when I place a preorder and a week later every one have the item while I'm still waiting for mine to be shipped.

Ok, I've preordered my #iPhone4S a week ago. And it's still in "processing items". Apple wtf are you doing? I'm so pissed

Tonight I saw a shooting star. It was so huge it seemed a freaking alien spaceship! #forreal

#StepsToSurviveAHorrorMovie don't run upstairs, if you hit the murder and he seems dead, hit that bitch again! And never say "I'll be back"

oh gosh…i'm gonna eat the whole kitchen =.= somebody stop me before it's too late. #binge

We're about to go to the #apple store and get a MacBook air. #justsaying

I'm awake..and I'm pissed. Morning though.

Home from work, I went straight in to my room just to find leopardskin underwear on my bed...is it some weird message? Cuz I didn't get it

Finally at home, and the radio has just started to play a good song. Fuck it, imma stay in the car till it's over. #likeaboss

#WhenIWas14 i actually had a life...well sort of...

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My iPhone 3G loves me! It really does! It gave me a proof of his love just now: it allowed me to use twitter again after months of crashes!

don't know why youtube keeps suggesting me to watch some random Selena Gomez's video. what the heck happened to #goodtaste in music?